- I'm trough with women.
- Men aren't any easier.
- Women are so complicated!
- Yeah! And men are so fucking simple.
- Imagine two women having PMT at the same time.
- Imagine two men who are equally selfish.
- Women are so sensitive. You know, and every day it's something different. Right when you think you've got a handle on it something else happens and you're right back to the square one.
- At least it's better than being with someone who is incapable of showing their feelings and who just cares only about themselves.
- Yeah! But women havo so many feelings, you know, and all they wanna do is express them.
- The only feelings men express are hunger and lust.
- I'd love that.
- I'd love your problems.
- To men!
- To women!
- I don't think i'll ever find true love. Ever!
- No! That's definitely not true.
- Oh, Red, why can't I just be attracted to you? Life would be so easier. You're my best friend, you understand me and you're gorgeous looking.
- Well, and if I'd to be attracted to any women, I'd be attracted to you.